Hi my name is Richard Black! You may know me from cooking shows such as “Gordon Ramsey’s Christmas Hoedown” and “Mom There’s a Thumb in My Soup!” but today I’m here to talk about something else. Self-isolation is difficult enough and, combined with the prospect of working from home while living in close proximity to […]
Book Recommendations for the Pandemic
Hello my name is Richard Black. You may remember me from such helpful documentaries like “Your Anal Fissure and You” or “The Queen has Crabs!” but today I’d like to tell you about how to keep your children from turning into mindless drooling idiots during self-isolation. Mental stimulation is a key component to a child’s […]
Gen X’s Time to Shine
Generation X would just like to let everyone else know that we’ve got this pandemic covered. Gen X is 70 million plus strong and has been preparing for this moment for forty years, give or take a few, so just sit back take a chill pill and let us take the lead. Gen X has […]
You’re COVID-19 Letter Template
Dear (associates, clients, nizzles), These are (chaotic, uncertain, cray cray) times and we want you to know that we will be here to continue to take care of your (legal, lawn, sexual, leave blank) needs. As of (yesterday, five days ago, a time that was entirely too late) we have closed our office to all […]